Formula Oppo: The BAPCO Grand Prix of Agrabah

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/04/2014 at 23:08 • Filed to: FO

Now playing on computer monitors worldwide, Formula Oppo: The BAPCO Grand Prix of Agrabah! This is the third round of the oppositelock.jalopnik.kinja.dentonspleasuredungeon.com !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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This week's race will take place on one the most boring tracks..................................... in the world , but it is also the most hotly protested sporting events ever, so that could always add some excitement. However, with the cars reliability still in question and some of the most talented rookies racing with a very strong field of veterans, former champs, and Krasy Kamui Kobayashi the extra excitement shouldn't be needed.

Once again, the drivers list as follows:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

So, who will beat the heat and win the race and who will have to beat their meat after their cars break?

My picks are as follows:

1- Kimi Räikkönen

2- Nico Rosberg

3- Jenson Button

Q- Lewis Hamilton

No Curse of Alibaba for this race.

Once again, you have until Q1 (11:00 AM EST Saturday April 5th) to make thine pick known.

Good luck!

DISCUSSION (80)

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 21:55

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Alonso

Q. You guessed it, Hamilton

Also, the fact that you've managed to make such a boring location so hilarious with the lead picture is astonishing. Hats off to you.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
03/30/2014 at 21:56

Seriously though, fuck this race.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 21:57

I bet when you went to "work on the post for next race" you were looking for ideas to put in the picture.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
03/30/2014 at 21:59

Pretty much the only real effort I'm putting into these, until I actually make the Gilded Bernie, of course.

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 22:03

1-Lewis Hamilton
2-Sebastien Vettel
3-Valteri Bottas

Q- Vettel

Loving these lead in pics.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 22:04

Ah, the Gilded Bernie, of course that is the ultimate prize if only because of your creative prowess.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro
03/30/2014 at 22:06

I need to start shopping for Troll dolls...

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 22:11

I'm thinking of boycotting this race.

Mostly because it's broadcast at 1am on the Monday here.

Can we start a side pot on what malady will befall Ricciardo this race? perhaps he'll cop a tear gas canister into his side pod.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
03/30/2014 at 22:14

You can still place your picks!

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 22:15

1-Rosberg

2-Button

3-Massa

Q-Hamilton

Curse-Kobayashi

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come
03/30/2014 at 22:16

I'm so sorry that you are currently in last place, but anything is possible!

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 22:19

yeah maybe, I'll make my mind up after practice.

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 03:49

The guessing game of F1 continues. With 4th overall after last weekend I should start with tactics and research, but that wouldn't really work. At least I watched Malaysia GP..

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Fernando Alonso

Q: Lewis Hamilton

Curse: Jean Eric Vergne

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 06:38

1. Lewis Hamilton, because he is on a run.

2. Nico Rosberg, because he is the second Mercedes driver

3. Valteri Bottas, because Bahrain should suit the Williams in its layout.

Q: Hamilton

KoenigSTIGg > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 08:33

1. Bottas

2. Raikonen

3. Rosberg

Q. Vettel

Curse Maldonado

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 11:08

I keep cheering for massa, but he doesn't go up!

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 11:59

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

Q: Hamilton

DeltawingGothamDeserves > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 12:01

1-Vettel

2-Hamilton

3-Bottas

Q- Hamilton

Cebu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 12:02

1- Sebastian Vettel

2-Kimi Raikonnen

3-Nico Rosberg

Q-Romain Grosjean

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 12:06

I'll wait until first practice this time, but I just wanted to say that last week's Eye/Tower of Bernie was freakin' genius.

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 13:17

1. Lewis Hamilton because I need the points

2.Daniel Ricciardo because I want him to win

3.Valteri Bottas because holy shit where did he come from?

Q. Nico Hulkenberg

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 14:46

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

Q - Hamilton

Curse - Vettel

Jan Hus > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 15:27

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

hykers > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/31/2014 at 19:24

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Q. Hamilton

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 13:26

Is this actually going to be shown here in the States? I can't find it the schedule anywhere?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathon Klein
04/01/2014 at 13:30

NBCSN 11 AM Sunday

Jonathon Klein > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 13:33

I looked there and they didn't say anything about it! Awesome though, I can't wait!

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 13:35

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Daniel Ricciardo

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Again, this post is great for the lead-image alone!

Also, it is a night race this year, which should provide more interest.

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/01/2014 at 17:44

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Q. Hamilton

I have a feeling I wont get 100% accuracy this week :(

Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 12:54

1-Sebastian Vettel (I think he's tired of not winning)

2-Kimi Räikkönen

3-Nico Rosberg

Q - Hamilton

This is an awesome idea btw!

philipilihp > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 14:15

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Button (I'll keep rootin' for you, big guy!)

Q. Hamilton

Busted-Gauges > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 21:07

1-Lewis Hamilton

2-Sebastian Vettel

3-Valteri Bottas

Q-Lewis Hamilton

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 18:57

1. Hamilton

2. Rosburg

3. Vettle

Q. Hamilton

Riccardo with have ERS or Trans issues, Because Webberitus

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY
04/03/2014 at 18:58

Is Ricky Riccardo your curse?

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 19:00

If wrong it goes negative points right?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY
04/03/2014 at 19:09

Only if he finishes. If he is not the first out, but still dnf's, you get 0

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 19:13

hmmm ok ok, no curse then :]

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 19:36

I miss the Proton GP..

so i think i'll made an early pick.

1. Low-ish Hamilton

2. Nic-ooh Rosberg

3. Kiev-in Magnussen

Q: Law-is hamilton.

And now i'm racing for Ferrari-Mercedes Team with Ferrari Typo 4/4 following today's typo's accident.

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 19:47

I just realised Kim in a Jasmine outfit would be smashing. And I don't even like her!

Moxy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 20:22

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Q. Hamilton

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents
04/03/2014 at 20:27

Kinja'd!!!

Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 20:32

She makes even a sexy costume trashy. Oh well, she does have some hot curves.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/03/2014 at 23:29

1. Massa. Don't ask why

2. Hamilton.

3. Hulkenburg. He's my man. Even though Kobayashi is also my man.

Q: Vettel. Just cause

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
04/03/2014 at 23:41

good to see you also going for 0 points

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 04:21

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Räikkönen

Q. Hamilton

Curse: Maldonado

'Wägen, EPA LOL > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 08:52

1. Vettel

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. The Hammer

Haimatox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 08:57

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Ricciardo

Q. Hamilton

pdish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 11:07

1: Lewis Hamilton

2: Fernando Alonso

3: Jenson Button

Q: Nico Rosberg

hike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 12:30

1. Hamilton

2. Alonso

3. Massa

Q. Hamilton

Watching FP2, Hamilton is just so much faster than everyone else. a third of a second faster than Rosberg! Who is no slouch himself.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 12:46

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

Q. Hamilton

Curse: N/A

Viking03 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 13:29

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Jenson Button - I would be really happy to see him higher than this though.

Q. Lewis Hamilton

Curse- none this week.

ihm96 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 13:44

1 - Lewis Hamilton

2 - Nico Rosberg

3 - Fernando Alonso

Q - Lewis Hamilton

Curse - Maldonado

Lachlan - #ForzaJules > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 15:32

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Felipe Massa

Q. Lewis Hamilton

operator2222 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 16:13

This week is hard. I feel like keeping faith in Rosman, but... He is sorta slow... I don't know what to do, so I'll just play it safe. If it bites back, then I'll go with my gut next time.

1: Lewis Hamilton

2: Rosman Rosberg

3: Freddy-Alonso

P1: Lewis Hamilton

And one more thing...

Kinja'd!!!

JEM > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 16:31

1: Lewis Hamilton

2: Nico Rossberg

3: Fernando Alonso

Q: Lewis Hamilton

zadman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 16:48

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Q. Hamilton

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 16:52

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Alonso

Q. Hamilton

Fookin' Prawns > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 20:55

1. Rosberg

2. Riccardo

3. Hulkenberg

Q. Hamilton

No curse, but I did forget to set my lineup last week. Not a great start to my inaugural season.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Fookin' Prawns
04/04/2014 at 21:03

Especially not if you want the forth coming Gilded Bernie.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 21:51

1- Rosberg

2- Hamilton

3- Vettel

Q - Rosberg

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 22:29

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Alonso

Q. Rosberg

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/04/2014 at 23:26

I don't see any surprises this week...

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Q. Hamilton

No curse.

rad_mike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/05/2014 at 00:01

1. Hamilton (boo)

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Q. Hamilton

So boring, but I have no choice.

By the way, your shops are amazing.

Vi517, JDX Racing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/05/2014 at 00:49

Is it too late to join Formula Oppo? If not:

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Q. Hamilton

NoahthePorscheGuy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/05/2014 at 01:06

Pole: Hamilton

1. Nico Rosberg

2. Riccardo, because give the man a break already

3. Bottas, Because its bound to happen sometime

Curse: Pastor Is So Fucked

Fookin' Prawns > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/05/2014 at 01:53

Then I'll make my own Gilded Bernie.

With blackjack. And hookers.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/05/2014 at 03:17

1. Lewis Hamilton - Mercedes
2. Nico Roseberg - Mercedes
3. Nico Hulkenberg - Force India - because the man has speed. and this week is freaking hard. So toss up.
Pole position: Lewis Hamilton

good luck everyone ...